小姐妳穿這件黑色真的有瘦十公斤的感覺⋯⋯

顯瘦

小姐妳穿這件黑色真的有瘦十公斤的感覺⋯⋯。

（包起來！買單！）

Looking Skinny

You absolutely look ten pounds lighter in this black leotard! (I’ll take it!)

最後一……

最後一件、一雙、一支、一本⋯⋯，

這好像魔咒一樣，心就動搖了⋯⋯。

The Last One

The last outfit, the last pair of shoes, the last one.

Words like an evil curse that move hearts and empty wallets.

限量

我懷疑這個名詞根本是製造商自己發明的，

不然為什麼在舞蹈教室內撞衫的機率這麼高？

Limited Edition

I highly suspect this word was invented by product manufacturers themselves!

Otherwise, why would the chance of wearing the same dancewear as someone else by so high!

減重

這是一輩子的數學題。

Weight Loss

This is a math problem that takes a life time to solve.

摘自 芭蕾群陰《全民跳芭蕾》/天下文化

圖片提供：天下文化

數位編輯：曾琳之